The Policies That Bind Us Will Set Us Free Clutch.
Classy is clutch. It should be said that right now, at the conception and impending birth of this beautiful project, we are beginning with a blacklist. There will be things you will never hear from us, words we will never speak, names we will never even Whisper.
These names are everything that we are not about; these people are the antithesis of clutch and if used too often would become the abortion to this beautiful birth. We promise you that we will not speak of Britney, of Lindsay, of Paris or Jessica. We will not follow these trends, we will not be tucked into tiny dog carriers under anorexic arms. These policies will bind us, this much is true, but in a world littered with head-shaving drama queens and rehab ditching paparazzi slappers, these policies will set us free.
With that, welcome to Clutch. Classy is clutch and as long as we stick to that, I’m sure everything will be just fine. For those that are on the blacklist, for those that will inevitably join them, I am sorry, but I am not. Clean up your act and we’ll talk then. Clutch.
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